Well [bad word] home feeling for the [bad word] on the door
You better pick up your feet, you're gonna fall on the floor
I keep on telling you, I'll tell you some more

You better leave that junk alone
And drink water
Lord, that liquor is hot
Drink water 
You don't wanna be a sot
You better lay down the bottle and put on the top
And drink cool H20

Well your eyes are baggy and bloodshot red
It's been a week or two since you've been in bed
You better pay attention now to what I said

You better leave that junk alone
And drink water
Lord, that liquor is hot
Drink water 
You don't wanna be a sot
You better lay down the bottle and put on the top
And drink cool H20

Well now I'll forgive you for [bad word] around
If you'll just promise that [bad word] unwound
I'll buy you anything you want in town

If you'll leave that junk alone
And drink water
Lord, that liquor is hot
Drink water 
You don't wanna be a sot
You better lay down the bottle and put on the top
And drink cool H20