Here you are at last 
To bring my cold lonely soul sweet release 
From my weary past 
Always searching, the one missing piece was you 
And I beg [bad word] away with me 
And together we will find a place to call our own 
I can't wait to see what I can do 
With a laptop like you 

It's not your CD slot 
Or the Unix on which you are based 
You make my lap hot 
Cause underneath your aluminum case there's love 
And I forgive your strange one-button mouse 
I forgive the way your keyboard leaves marks on your screen 
I can overlook a fault or two 
For a laptop like you 

We will always be together 
In love in spite of everything 
Hang on tight through wind and weather 
Heaven knows what time may bring 

In a year or two 
You will seem big and heavy and slow 
I will carry you 
To wherever it is laptops go to die 
And don't think it won't be hard on me 
How'm I ever gonna find a way to justify 
The money I will spend on something new 
For a laptop like you 
For a laptop like you