[Verse 1]
Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning I was dreaming
I was Al Capone
There's [bad word] going round, got to clear out of town
I'm smelling like a dry fish bone
 [bad word] the Law, going to break down the door, going to carry me
Away once more
Never, never, never get it any more

 [bad word] 
Got to get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know

[Verse 2]
Rainy afternoon I got to blow a typhoon and I'm playing on
My slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore

 [bad word] 

[Verse 3]
Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet with
 [bad word] tommy water gun
 [bad word] the deputy, he's going [bad word] and get to me
I got to get me get up [bad word] 
They got the sirens loose
I ran out of juice
They're going to put me in a cell, if I can't go to heaven
Will they let me go to [bad word] 
Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know