sit back, matter of fact 
teasing, toying, turning, chatting, charming
hissing, playin the crowd

play that song again 
another couple klonapin, a nod, a glance, a half-hearted bow

oh such grace
oh such beauty
and lipstick and callous
and fishnets and malice
oh darlin'

you're a million ways to be [bad word] 
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you're a million ways to be [bad word] 
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you're a million ways to be [bad word] 

i should, i wish i could, maybe if you were i would
a list of standard issue regrets
one last eighty proof, slouchin' in the corner booth
baby, it's as good as it gets

oh such grace 
oh such beauty
so precious, suspicious, and charming and vicious
oh darlin'
you're a million ways
oh darlin'

you're a million ways to be [bad word] 
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero [bad word] 
you're a million ways to be [bad word] 
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you're a million ways to be [bad word] 

oh darlin'
oh darlin'
you're a million ways
oh darlin'
oh darlin'
you're a million ways

oh darlin'
oh darlin'
you're a million ways to be
oh oh oh oh oh

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you're a million ways to be [bad word] 
you're a million ways to be [bad word] 
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you're a million ways to be [bad word] 
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oh darlin' you're a million ways to be [bad word]