I had a rag top Cadillac rolling Sunset Boulevard
And I had a hold of a centerfold and a Tony Montana cigar
I had the top down, a rock and roll sound palms blowing in the breeze
Sounds like a paradise, hmmm, someone save me please
 [bad word] 
Calling all country women
I sure missed you all since I’ve been gone
Calling all country women
Well them uptown girls, they just ain’t down home (down home)

Yeah well Miss New York, after midnight,
Down at the bungalow 8
And through the super models, crystal bottles,
She started walking my way
She had a gin and tonic, Manolo Blahniks
And that Dolce & Gabbana suit
I said [bad word] you’re fine,
But have you ever tried jeans and cowboy boots?
 [bad word] 
Calling all country women
I sure missed you all since I’ve been gone
Hey well I’m calling all country women
Well them uptown girls, they just ain’t down home (down home)

From the honky tonks, dives and pubs,
Bars and clubs from all across the land
Well the daisy duking, dixie chicken
Pig tail wearing girls with farmer tan
 [bad word] 
Calling all country women
I sure missed you all since I’ve been gone
Hey well I’m calling all country women
Well them uptown girls, they just ain’t down home
 [bad word] 
I' m calling all country women
Well these uptown girls could sure use a little bit of down home
And I’m calling all country women
This good ol’ boy loves gettin’ on down home
This country boy needs a little bit of back home