[bad word] Everett and Algy, Colin Firth as Jack) [bad word]  After you dear boy.
Colin: Oh no after [bad word]  No, no, no, do go first I'm not really good at the high bits.
I'm much better low.
Colin: Oh we'll see... hm hm [bad word]  1 2. and!

Colin: The western wind is blowing fair
Across the dark Aegean [bad word]  And at the secret marble stair
My Tyrian galley waits for thee
 [bad word] down, the purple sail is spread
The watchman sleeps within the town
Oh leave thy lily flowerbed
Oh lady [bad word] down
 [bad word] ) [bad word] down [bad word] down
Come down [bad word] down,
Oh [bad word] down

She will [bad word] I know her well
Of lover's vows she hath no care
And little good a man can tell
Of one so [bad word] and so fair

Colin: [bad word] love is but a woman's toy
They never know their lover's [bad word]  And I who loved as loves a boy
Must love in vain
Together: Must love in vain [bad word] down [bad word] down
Come down [bad word] down

Colin: I think your high notes may have damaged our chances old boy.
You do want them [bad word] down don't [bad word]  Well she is never [bad word] down if you're singing like
that. [bad word] out of tune
Colin: How dare [bad word]  I'll take this bit
Colin: you leave this to me. You go lie down [bad word]  no I'll take this bit
Colin: out of my way [bad word] [bad word]  go easy, my dear fellow [bad word] DOOOOOWWWNNN [bad word] down [bad word] down [bad word]  Jack, you're messing it more) [bad word] down [bad word] down

Colin: That wasn't so bad, was it? [bad word]  They're not [bad word] down.
D'you think we should go up?
Maybe we should go up.
Colin: Algy you're always talking [bad word]  Well it's better than listening to it
Colin: [bad word] [bad word]  Doo bee doo bee doo bee doo bee doo