Nevermind the Pac Jam
Nevermind the Gap Band
Nevermind the Zap Band
Nevermind the Funk Scam
‘Cause we’re
Red Hot Chili Peppers

Nevermind the British bands
Nevermind the synth funk bands
Nevermind the Wham Wham band
Nevermind Duran Duran
‘Cause we’re
Red Hot Chili Peppers

Nevermind the Soft Cell [bad word] 
That’s strictly for the twits
Nevermind the Men At Work
Those tunes are for the jerks
‘Cause we’re
Red Hot Chili Peppers

Nevermind Hall and Oates
Those guys are a couple of goats
Nevermind the Culture Club
That jive’s just one big flub
‘Cause we’re
Red Hot Chili Peppers