Dre (Em)
Yeah
(Definitely, definitely, definitely,
definitely, definitely K-mart)
Yeah, yeah

Eminem (Dr. Dre):

You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line on any fences
If so to what extent if
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side
of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Pshycological nerve damage to the brain
when I go to lengths this,
Far at other people's expenses
I say you're all just too god [bad word] sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down right blasphemous
Listen to [bad word] now cause I won't stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too
I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those
25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super---man
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

 [bad word] 
Cause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to [bad word] 
what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is..
Rain Man

Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homoual 
Unless of course you were given
the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-ual 
Which isn't as bad, as long as
you show some remorse for your actions
Either before,
during or after peforming the act of that which
Is normally referred to have such,
 [bad word] known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it [bad word] to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, ut! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's [bad word] 
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his [bad word] went in
His teeny tiny little round
hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that [bad word]  I just need to clear things up
Til then i'll just walk around
with a manly [bad word] because...

 [bad word] 

You find me offensive, I find you offensive
 [bad word]  this is the same verse I just did this
When am I [bad word] to my good senses?
Probably the day [bad word] to my defences
My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip [bad word] canister
God [bad word] it Dre where is the god [bad word] beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and [bad word] my
Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I don't gotta make no god [bad word] sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say [bad word] 

 [bad word] 

Cause IIIAAAHHHAHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre super
dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand