When you meet the twin of me 
Such a pair you’ll never see 
She is not a shining star 
Just a little bit bizarre 

Just go pick on someone your own kind 
Stop being a coward and unwind 
It’s hard, I know, we’re so unlike 
Let us make up [bad word] 

Double trouble twice the muddle 
Double trouble twofold huddle 
Double trouble dual [bad word] 
We can get you in a fuddle 

Double trouble muddy puddles 
Double trouble soapy bubbles 
Double trouble noisy babbles 
In the end, we’re best of friends……..friends …….friends 

Why is it, how do I do, 
To understand this fussy fool 
Lend a hand, give me a clue 
Just to change her absurd mood 

Shut up, and listen well for once 
You’re just playacting out the dunce 
You know I love you dear in tons 
Let us give out a huge surprise 

Double trouble twice the muddle 
Double trouble twofold huddle 
Double trouble dual [bad word] 
We can get you in a fuddle 

Double trouble muddy puddles 
Double trouble soapy bubbles 
Double trouble noisy babbles 
In the end, we’re best of friends…….. 

We are, we are best of friends 
We are, we are best of friends 
We are best of friends 

Double trouble........... 

Double trouble noisy babbles 
In the end, we’re best of friends…….. 
We are best of friends 
We are best of friends