I'm not the damsel in distress.
I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess.
I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly.
Nope... I'm the bad guy.

All these former villains that you see,
Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me.
So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime.
What am I, boys?
Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.

Oh, it's magic
To watch a planet
Shrivel up and die.
Oh, it's thrillin'
To be a villain.
I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry.

 'Cause I'm the bad guy!

Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she [bad word] it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil!
 AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 Oh, ain't it fantastic?
I see something, I blast it.
And let me tell you why.
I've always had a weakness
For barrenness and bleakness.
I [bad word] all your hopes and then I watch you cry.

See, I find this business rather fun.
I don't want your assistance or your adulation.
I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye.
Why? [bad word] on! Guess!
 Or, well, girl.