If you go to Rome
You’ll see the Coliseum,
If you go to London
Maybe you’ll see the Queen,
If you stay with me
You won’t see anything
But you’ll be very happy
That’s for sure.

If you climb the mountains
You’ll be above the noisy crowds.
If you catch a jet plane
You’ll see above the clouds.
If you stay with me
You won’t see anything
But you’ll be very happy
That’s for sure.

If you leave me now
I’ll be sad and lonely.
If you walk away
I’ll search around for you.
If it takes a year
I’ll find you, my darling.
And you’ll be very happy,
That’s for sure.

If I make some money
Will [bad word] and live with me?
If I make some money
Will you change your mind?
If I ask you nicely
Will you make a cup of tea?
Then I’ll be very happy
That’s for sure.