I want to tell you 'bout something fun
 So I wrote you this song
 If you've ever been to Disneyland
 You know the lines can be real long
 But I got a ride that the [bad word] love
 And you won't have to wait at all
 All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend
 And give y Michael Starr a call

 I'll take your [bad word] for a weenie ride
 Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
 It's scary like a rollercoaster
 It will stretch you out so wide

 Gonna take your [bad word] for a weenie ride
 Hold on tight 'cause [bad word] inside
 It's better than a ferris wheel or a water slide
 It's a weenie ride

 I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing and better than the
 Monkey bars
 You can take it on the couch or your water bed or in the back of your
 Daddy's car
 And it's open all day, night time too, seven [bad word] days a week
 It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak

 So put that snatch on a weenie ride
 Ride her face down or on your side
 You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
 When some leverage is applied
[ Lyrics from: [bad word] /www [bad word] steel-panther-weenie-ride-lyrics.html ]
 Open your legs for a weenie ride
 You won't be the first to see it and cry
 Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide
 It's a weenie ride

 Oh yeah

 Scream for me

 Honey, won't you try the weenie ride
 You're never gonna be the same
 Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven if you can't take a little pain?

 Step right up for a weenie ride
 It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
 Oops, I think I got a little DNA
 All over your backside

 Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
 You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
 Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight
 For the weenie ride

 Ooh

 Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)
 Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride [bad word] spread your
 Thighs)
 Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh
 Ooh, Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh)
 Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)
 Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride, 
 Yeah)
 Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Baby, baby, baby)
 It's a weenie ride