Whenever life get you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when your all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to [bad word] on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing
Got the world on a string
Cause i've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous [bad word] And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doom bop bop)
I take a look at my enormous [bad word] And the happy times [bad word]  to stay (be-doo)

I got a sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And a-feelin's like a sun shiny day
I take a look at my enormous Pe-e-enis
And a-everything is goin' my way (ba-doom bop bop)

*Whistle Solo*

Zubudo zus zus zuboo-davey ba jud zud zuboo-day
Vabyado vuz vuz ba shoo-ba-do wah 
Zubudo zub zub shaloo dub dub pe-e-enis

Sing along at home why don't you? 
Two, three

I take a look at my enormous [bad word] (it's not that hard)
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (just Bob and Tom)
I take a look at my enormous [bad word] And the happy times [bad word]  to stay (be-doo)
Yeah i got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feelin's like a sun shiny day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis
And a-ev'rything is goin' my way (on bob and tom now)
Ev'rything is goin' my way (hey look at these goobers)
Ev'rything is goin' my way (Ai-chi-wow-wah)
Ev'rything is goin' my waaaaaaaaay
Yummmmm