I walked down the street like a good girl should 
He followed me down the street like I knew he would 
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be 
So listen and I'll tell you what this fella did to me 

I walked to my house like a good girl should 
He followed me to my house like I knew he would 
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be 
So listen while I tell you what this fella did to me 

I never saw the boy before 
So nothin' could be sillier 
At closer range his face was strange 
But his manner was familiar 

So I walked up the stairs like a good girl should 
He followed me up the stairs like I knew he would 
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be 
So listen and I'll tell you what this fella did to me 

I stepped to my door like a good girl should 
He stopped at my door like I knew he would 
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be 
So listen while I tell you what this fella did to me 

He asked me for a good-night kiss 
I said, "It's still good day" 
I would have told him more except 
His lips got in the way 

So I talked to my ma like a good girl should 
And Ma talked to Pa like I knew she would 
And they all agreed on a married life for me 
The guy is my guy wherever he may be 

So I walked down the aisle like a good girl should 
He followed me down the aisle like I knew he would 
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be 
And now you've heard the story of what someone did to me 

And that's what he did to me