Well I gotta fine lookin' woman that I just found
Who's married to the wealthiest man in town
And she tells me everytime he aint' around

That tonight he's [bad word] as a skunk and so swank he pub
With all his [bad word] buddies from the country club
And he left her at home alone

So right now I got her pinned down

I've got my [bad word] bouncin' up and down up on my butt crack
Pickin' up her old man's slack
Doin' [bad word] to her that he aint able to do
I drank a six pack before I got her in the sack
Now I've got her pinned down on her back
With her feet in her face and she'll stay that way
For at least another hour or two

See a while ago I got a call on telephone
woman's voice said: "Hey my old man aint' home
Can you make it out my way cuz' I'd shure love to fool around"
She said: "I gott ya' six cold pap blue ribbons for free
If you [bad word] and do some dirty pretty work on me."
So I jumped in my [bad word] and hauled [bad word] up town

And right now I got her pinned down

I've got my [bad word] bouncin' up and down up on my butt crack
Pickin' up her old man's slack
Doin' [bad word] to her that he aint able to do
I drank a six pack before I got her in the sack
Now I've got her pinned down on her back
With her feet in her face and she'll stay that way
For at least another hour or two

Well her telephone rang about a quarter to three
He said: "Honey you don't need to wait up for me,
Cuz' me and the fella's are gonna have a few more rounds."
Then she grinned and said: "few more rounds sounds alright."
Then she winked at me at told him goodnight.
Then she hung up the phone and she said its on!

So once again I got her pinned down

I've got my [bad word] bouncin' up and down up on my butt crack
Pickin' up her old man's slack
Doin' [bad word] to her that he aint able to do
I drank a six pack before I got her in the sack
Now I've got her pinned down on her back
With her feet in her face and she'll stay that way
For at least another hour or two

Yeah I got his old lady pinned down
And I'm goin' to town
And he don't even have a clue