Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Lose control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man, yeah
And your friends, they [bad word] crawlin,
Slap you on your back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Oh...

I'm trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think I can take it no more
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you, you, you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they [bad word] crawlin,
Slap you on your back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
I keep wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with,
Stuck in the middle with,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Oh now, now, now
Well I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Yeah, Stuck in the middle with you.
Here I am stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm Stuck in the middle with you.