Let me tell you somethin'!
Tell you a [bad word]  story!
'Bout my fridge!

My refrigerator keeps the temperature cold,
Keeps the food from growing old,
But the food can still grow old,
If you wait too long and don't eat it,
It can get too old!
That never happens to me,
Because I eat my food, 'cause food ain't free,
You know what I'm sayin'?
Gotta go to the [bad word]  store to buy it!

My fridge! REFRIGIRATOR!
Fridge! REFRIGIRATOR!
My fridge! REFRIGIRATOR!
Fridge, fridge, my fridge!
REFRIGIRATOR! Fridge! REFRIGIRATOR!
My fridge! REFRIGIRATOR!
It's a top anti-freshness terminator!

You know, there is no surprise,
I keep my motherfreaking fridge organized
From the bottom to the top,
And it's made of metal, like robocop!
It makes ice, [bad word] or cubed,
But the cubed ice cubes aren't even cubes!
And sometimes it makes a funny sound,
But it's still the best fridge(?)

My fridge! REFRIGIRATOR!
Fridge! REFRIGIRATOR!
My fridge! REFRIGIRATOR!
Fridge, fridge, my fridge!
REFRIGIRATOR! Fridge! REFRIGIRATOR!
My fridge! REFRIGIRATOR!
It's a top anti-freshness terminator!