Harvey Fierstein told me you [bad word] 
John Zorn called to tell me you’re great
The caller ID was from a [bad word] bar
You guys [bad word] suck

Any guy who likes you
Likes Neurosis and [bad word] up his [bad word] 
You think you’re so [bad word] original
 [bad word] bars used to be original too

You never get bad reviews
Because all the writers shoot up [bad word] 
Everyone who likes you
Is a [bad word] homoual [bad word]