Joe trashes his apartment while Gordon fixes the kids' Speak & Spell toy. (s1e1)

I ask myself should I put my finger to the left, no
I ask myself should I put my finger to the right, no

It doesn't really matter where I put my finger
Someone else [bad word] along and move it
And it's always been the same
It's just [bad word] game
It's just [bad word] game

little girl asked me should she part her hair upon the left, no
little girl asked me should she part her hair upon the right, no

I said, it doesn't really matter where you part your hair
Someone else [bad word] along and move it
And it's always been the same
It's just [bad word] game
It's just [bad word] game

little boy asked me should he put his vote upon the left
little boy asked me should he put his vote upon the right

I said, it really doesn't matter where you put your vote
'Cause someone else [bad word] along and move it
And it's always been the same
It's just [bad word] game
It's just [bad word] game

They wanted Tom, they wanted Joe
To dress 'em up and stick 'em out on show
There were holding arrows in a very bad aim
It's just [bad word] game

God asked me should he ought to put his world on the left, no
God asked me should he ought to put his world on the right

I said, God, it really doesn't matter where you put your world
Someone [bad word] along and move it
And it's always been the same
It's just [bad word] game

It's just [bad word] game
It's just [bad word] game
Just [bad word] game