friend in need's a friend indeed,
  friend with weed is better;
  friend with [bad word] and all the rest,
  friend who's dressed in leather.
  
  friend in need's a friend indeed,
  friend who'll tease is better;
  Our [bad word] which makes us blessed,
  And makes for stormy weather.
  
  friend in need's a friend indeed,
  My Japanese is better;
  And when she's pressed she will undress,
  And then she's boxing clever.
  
  friend in need's a friend indeed,
  friend who bleeds is better;
  My friend confessed she passed the test,
  And we will never sever.
  
  Days, dawn and...
  Skin's, crawling...
  Days, dawn and...
  Skin's, crawling.
  Days, dawn and...
  Skin's, crawling...
  Days, dawn and...
  Skin's, crawling.
  
  Pure, morning...
  Pure, morning...
  Pure, morning...
  Pure, morning.
  
  friend in need's a friend indeed,
  friend who'll tease is better;
  Our [bad word] which makes us blessed,
  And makes for stormy weather.
  
  friend in need's a friend indeed,
  friend who'll bleed is better;
  My friend confessed she passed the test,
  And we will never sever.
  
  Days, dawn and...
  Skin's, crawling...
  Days, dawn and...
  Skin's, crawling.
  Days, dawn and...
  Skin's, crawling...
  Days, dawn and...
  Skin's, crawling.
  
  Pure, morning...
  Pure, morning...
  Pure, morning...
  Pure, morning.
  Pure, morning...
  Pure, morning...
  Pure, morning...
  Pure, morning.
  
  friend in need's a friend indeed,
  My Japanese is better;
  And when she's pressed she will undress,
  Then she's boxing clever.
  
  friend in need's a friend indeed,
  friend with weed is better;
  friend with [bad word] and all the rest,
  friend who's dressed in leather.