I know a little place in Hollywood
It's open year round
But only after dark so
Bring your gal and bring your wine
Unwind from your day
Gee, don't you know that
you're in for a show
When you go to the Hotel Cafe

I know a place in Hollywood
It's open year round
But only after dark so
Bring your gal and bring your wine
Unwind from your day Gee, don't you know
That you're in for a show
When you go to the Hotel Cafe

I've been up, down, all around
Looking for a place to spend my nights
I don't wanna give it away
I don't want everybody crowding up my space
but I believe in sharing
when you find a good thing
It's [bad word] sense
Nobody likes to do it alone

It's dark and warm and candlelit
The perfect hideaway
But only if it (shh) stays a secret
Don't be shy, [bad word] on [bad word] hear the band play
Gee, don't you know
That you're in for a show
When you go to the Hotel Cafe
 [bad word] 
"Sing it again boys"

I've been up, down, all around
Looking for a place to spend my nights
I don't wanna give it away
I don't want everybody crowding up my space
But I do believe in sharing
When you find a good thing
It's [bad word] sense (Nobody likes to do it alone)

So if you see my little place in Hollywood
Don't tell your mother, brother, sister Sally, or uncle Joe
Just bring your gal and bring your wine
Unwind from your day
Gee, don't you know that your in for a show
When you go, go, go, ohhhhhh
Gee, don't you know that your in for a show
When you go to the Hotel Cafe