Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
Go F-U-C-K yourself baby
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
The critics and the press agree
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
J-E-F-to the R-E-
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
Uh Huh - What? - Yeah!

Slide my panties off in your Lamborghini
TMZ just saw my coochie like I was Britney
Be Flo Rida an spin me right round round
But don't try to bite me like Chris Brown
Make my bottle pop like a Pussycat Doll
Smoked out Michael Phelps and won a gold medal

Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
Call me F-A-G, [bad word] please!
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
You can L-I-C-K my [bad word] 
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I'm the H-O-T-S-H-I-T
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
Uh Huh - What? - Yeah!

Flashed my taint OHH! does it turn you on?
Gave Lil Wayne a skirt an some pom poms
They all go Lady Gaga over my throat skills
Gave Zac Efron my poker face & left him with chills
And 3OH! 3 warned me not to [bad word] you hoes
Sucked off Kanye West now I'm one of the bros

Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I'm beautiful, effortlessly
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I gotta P.H.D. in [bad word] 
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I S U K perfectly
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
It's a crime to look so pre-pretty
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
If you want my peaches, shake my tree
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I L O V violently
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I'm cuter then Hello Kitty
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
J-E-F-to the R-E-