About to give himself the KO
and splat his bones in the avenue below
he glanced over his shoulder to Jesus on the wall
 [bad word] here, little son”, Jesus said,
“Do you see my holy toenails?
Last time they’ve been trimmed
it was two thousand years ago
and now the time [bad word] 
I tell you, the time [bad word] 
He stood shivering by the shelf
automatically crossing himself
his eyes were jew, but the right hand was
a catholic maid

He got the clipper and knelt before Christ
and beg forgiveness and started to cry
“Ok, but do it quick ‘cause tonight I have a date”
“Tonight I have a date”