I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the [bad word] gets back

Eat meat on Friday that's alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I can [bad word] the best at your social do's
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue

I'm a [bad word]  I'm a [bad word] 
Oh the [bad word] is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can [bad word]  I can [bad word] 
`Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don't like those, my God, what's that
Oh it's full of nasty habits when the [bad word] gets back