Well, Kyle's Mom's a [bad word]  she's a big fat [bad word] 
she's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid [bad word] if there ever was a [bad word] 
she's a [bad word] to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a [bad word]  on Tuesday she's a [bad word] 
and Wednesday to Saturday she's a [bad word] 
then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super King Kamehameha beotch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
she's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old [bad word] and she has stupid hair,
she's a [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 

 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 
she's a stupid [bad word]  WHOOO!
Kyle's Mom's a [bad word] and she's just a dirty [bad word] 
talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this! (sings in Chinese) (sings in French) (sings in Dutch) (sings in Swahili)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
she's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old [bad word] and she has stupid hair,
she's a [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 

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