met you down at the Seventh Veil
The first night that I got out of jail
Your lips were red and your skin was pale
You were the one that I wanted to nail

Yeah.

I asked you for a table dance
You came over and put your hands in my pants
I ain't lookin' for no wild romance
but by the way: hey you got any blow?

Stripper girl
Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent
Stripper girl
I love you, all my friends really love you too
I really love your boobies

I wanna love you til the end of time
I wanna love you in a 69
I wanna love you where the sun don't shine
Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool.

*Sniff*

Take my [bad word] into your backdoor
I wanna [bad word] you [bad word]  [bad word] I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace
Til I squirt hot juicy all over your face

Stripper girl
Heaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tent
Stripper girl
You're the best, up all night on crystal meth

Yeah!

Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk
When you catch me [bad word] your friends from work
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call

Guitar solo

I really love you baby
I wanna watch you dance
I didn't mean to [bad word] your friend
Give me one more chance

Stripper girl
On my lap, hope I didn't give you the clap
Stripper girl
I need some cash, get on stage and shake that [bad word] Stripper girl
Heaven sent, thanks again for payin' my rent, yeah
Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl