(Speaking) Good evening. Your dream is here, for I am Carlos.

You think I'm y, and your [bad word] a little closer, I won't bite.
I see the love that's in your eyes.
Between my legs, you'll find a prize.
For I am what you're dreaming of,
because I'm Carlos, man of love.

Around the world they call my name.
There's only one of me, what a shame.
We'll roll around in the grass.
You naughty girl, you grab my [bad word] 
I am what you're dreaming of, 
I'm Carlos, man of love.

You look so nice, you're so pretty.
Of course, you don't mind I touch your [bad word] 
Spread your legs for I am here,
I'll make my wiener disappear.
I am what you're dreaming of,
I'm Carlos, man of love.

I am what you're dreaming of,
I am Carlos, man of love