Jeffrey joined the army
Was stationed in west germany
He drank so much alcohol
That he got a dishonorable
Discharge

Jeff's in the army now
Jeff's in the army now

When [bad word] marching home again
Insane killer
He's going to kill a lot of men
The [bad word] killer
He'll cut them up
And he'll throw them out
He'll [bad word] Til his [bad word] squirts out
He'll kill many [bad word] When [bad word] s
Marching home

When [bad word] Marching home again
Insane killer
He's going to kill a lot of men
The [bad word] killer
He'll cut them up
And he'll throw them out
He'll [bad word] Til his [bad word] squirts out
He'll kill many [bad word] When [bad word] s
Marching home