Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell you
Walking through town is quite scary
Its not very sensible either
friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
An old leodensian

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I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

I tried to get to my taxi
The man in a tracksuit attacks me
He said that he saw it before me
And wants to things a bit gory
Girls scrabble round with no clothers on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible

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I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn's want to be out there

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 Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell you
Walking through town is quite scary
Its not very sensible

LAAA La La La La La La
AAA 
La La La La La Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn's want to be out there

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot