[eminem]
No matter what people say
I’m gon keep rappin’ this way
No matter what you may think
I’m gon keep doin’ my thing

[eminem]
I’m almost as famous as fat bald men
Decided to write songs to teach mouseketeers to sing
I stick britney spears in a room full of mirrors
So she gets fifty years of bad luck [crash]
Causing terror to christina aguilera
When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the sahara
Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist
With a hair up his [bad word] like a rabbit crawled in his pants
Got a habit of holding tylenol in his hands
Til it melts in his [bad word]  palms and dissolves in his glands
[so who is it? ] the fool who visit the playground
Wit’ two biscuits to lay down the school district
Get pistol whipped wit a mauseburg
Wit’ a pistol grip and fed pitbulls [bad word] 
Sniff glue sticks like I give two [bad word] 
If I get too rich, I just get sued

[redman]
Yo, I leave wit no injure, after I blow four in ya
One handstand on top of yo’ ninja
Crash it, [errrr] doc stir the madness
Til y’all outta work like tony atlas
Walkin’ cans in the laundry basket
America’s most with the army after us
 [bad word] flossin’ we take what’s yours
low fifteen like a ace in four
I’m outta work, but doc laid them off
 [bad word]  the power’s out] the tape is off
Yo, you targeted from arsonists
Papermate pens filled wit [bad word] 
I got hoes that don’t know what prada is
Doc could shape up, touch your barber miss
Betty you wit a bloody blade
I turn rap camps into crystal lake
 [bad word] [bad word] face is what i’ma do
Cuz that what white boy tano do

[eminem]
So how is everybody doin’ tonight?
Hope you’re in the mood to get [bad word] and scream in a fight
Cuz uh, we gettin’ down for the [bad word] of it
So suck my [bad word] if y’all don’t wanna bump to this... off the wall!!

[redman]
Yo, so how is everybody feelin’ tonight?
Hope you’re in the mood to [bad word] and ill in a fight
Cuz uh, we gettin’ down for the [bad word] of it
So suck my [bad word] if you don’t wanna bump... off the wall!!

[eminem]
No matter what people say
I’m gon keep rappin’ this way
No matter what you may think
I’m gon keep doin’ my thing

[redman]
Yo, you could buy jaz spittin’, hospital, son admit it
Rip your lips off, kiss my [bad word] wit it
Slap [bad word]  got marshall mathers [printin’]
Weed, x, and the acid tabs did it
I was happenin wit no [bad word] 
Like rob deniro when the [bad word] 
My barrel hang out the camaro
Aimed at the nose of them hoes it’s hard to breathe from
Flash the gat, your town, bogardin’
Yo’ wallet, your chain the main target
Beef is like cold engine, don’t start it
Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot
We clowned you, rap surround sounds around you
From ten speed and brown shoe
Doc and eminem, [bad word] the m & m
Blood flows with 2pacalypse and them

[eminem]
It’s like, funk doctor meets the punk rocker
Got the [bad word] stopped inside the lunch box [uhh]
Pop junk like I just got jumped
Popped the [bad word] and pulled out the shotgun pump
Knock wood, it’s all good, thank God for vodka
Cuz wit my luck, I’ll probably get shot by a stalker
Probably got a fanatic waitin upstairs in the attic
Wit a automatic callin’ me up there
My man stan wit a gat in his hand
Stakin my house out in a tan tinted sedan
He pull your mouth out til you can’t finish a [bad word] 
Ham sandwich, or your can spinach and spam
Til you gotta sip through a straw, shoplift through the mall
Pictures of me on my mom’s living room wall
Hey ma, maybe I’ll give you a call
Sike you [bad word]  [bad word]  suck a [bad word] and two balls
I’m givin you all my job descrip’
Which is, to [bad word] [bad word] and priests off with this
Pop more pills than police officers
Arrive at the scene and pull me off of kim
Teeth off my [bad word]  hands off my balls
But y’all can kiss my [bad word]  pants off and all
Cuz I’m so [bad word] off the wall
I might as well as be a