Les:
I'm going down to South Park,
Gonna have myself a time.
Stan/Kyle together:
Friendly faces everywhere,
Humble folks without temptations.
Les:
Going down to South Park,
Gonna leave my woes behind.
Cartman:
Ample parking day or night,
People shouting "HOWDY NEIGHBOR"!
Les:
Headin' on up to South Park,
Gonna see if I can't unwind.
Kenny(mumbles):
I like girls with big, fat [bad word] 
I like girls with big vaginas.
Les:
 [bad word] on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine.