You're on a highway and [bad word] goes "Beep, beep"
Just step aside or you might end up in a heap [bad word] roadrunner runs on the road all day
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways
 [bad word]  that coyote's after you [bad word]  if he catches you, you're through

That coyote's really a crazy clown
When will he learn that he never can hold you down? [bad word] roadrunner never bothers [bad word]  down the road is his idea of havin' fun
 [bad word]  that coyote's after you [bad word]  if he catches you, you're through
 [bad word]  that coyote's after you [bad word]  if he catches you, you're through
If he catches you, you're through