I love little girls they make me feel so good 
I love little girls they make me feel so bad 
When they're around they make me feel 
Like I'm the only guy in town 
I love little girls they make me feel so good 

They don't care if I'm a one way mirror 
They're not frightened by my cold exterior 

They don't ask me questions 
They don't want to scold me 
They don't look for answers 
They just want to hold me 
Isn't this fun 
Isn't this what life's all about 
Isn't this a [bad word] [bad word] 
Isn't this a nightmare too 

(Repeat first verse) 

They don't care about my inclinations 
They're not frightened by my revelations 

Uh oh take a second take 
Uh oh it's a mistake 
Uh oh I'm in trouble 
Uh oh the little girl was just to little 
Too little, too little, too little 
Isn't this what life's all about 
Isn't this a [bad word] [bad word] 
Isn't this a nightmare too... 

And I don't care what people say 
And I don't care what people think 
And I don't care how we look walking down the street 

(Repeat [bad word]  

(Repeat first verse)