Announcer: This fall, a new hard-hitting police drama [bad word] to Friday night. He was a well-to-do cop, transferred to a trouble precinct downtown. His new partner is a space traveler, with a passion for justice. It's Yuppie & The Alien!
Captain: Look! You may vaporize dissidents in Alpha Centauri, but in this precinct, we do things by the book!

Yuppie: I'm so terribly sorry, captain.

Gogan: Gah. Gogan sorry!

Announcer: Don't miss this one-of-a-kind police drama. They're fighting crime the hard way, in designer clothes, with a quarter of a million dollar sports car, and a UFO.

Yuppie: Partner, let's go [bad word] in the car, and look moody.

Announcer: One tough, downtown precinct, two outsiders, doing things their way, Yuppie & The Alien, on VBC.