It’s got to be my mama knocking,
She’s so early this afternoon,
Got to put back on my stockings,
She has [bad word] back that soon.

You were really the single person,
I’ve been waiting for [bad word] 
She didn’t let you say a single thing,
You’ve been caught with a smoking gun.

There is more than meets the eye,
You’ll get to see,
Not just my face and name and number.

Just before you introduce,
Your love to me,
Let me introduce my mama.

When you jumped out to my balcony,
I decided to close my eyes,
Didn’t know that I’d miss my only chance,
To see just how my boyfriend flies.

I really hope you will get better,
We were lucky it was just my mom,
Do you have any idea what -
If it was my dad – you’d [bad word] 

There is more than meets the eye,
You’ll get to see,
Not just my face and name and number.

Just before you introduce,
Your love to me,
Let me introduce my mama.

There is more than meets the eye,
You’ll get to see,
Not just my face and name and number.

Just before you introduce,
Your love to me,
Let me introduce my mama. 

It’s got to be my mama knocking,
She’s so early this afternoon,
Got to put back on my stockings,
She has [bad word] back that soon.

You were really the single person,
I’ve been waiting for [bad word] 
You’ve been caught with a smoking gun,
I’ve been waiting for [bad word] 
You’ve been caught with a smoking gun.