friend in need's a friend indeed,
friend with weed is better,
friend with [bad word] and all the rest,
friend who's dressed in leather,

friend in need's a friend indeed,
friend who'll tease is better ,
Our [bad word] 
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,

friend in need's a friend indeed,
My Japanese is better,
And when she's pressed, she will undress,
And then she's boxing clever,

friend in need's a friend indeed,
friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,

Day's dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]
Pure morning, [repeat this three more times]

friend in need's a friend indeed,
friend who'll tease is better,
Our [bad word] 
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,

friend in need's a friend indeed,
friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,

Day's dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]
Pure morning,[repeat this three more times]

friend in need's a friend indeed,
My Japanese is better,
And when she's pressed, she will undress,
And then she's boxing clever,

friend in need's a friend indeed,
friend with weed is better,
friend with [bad word] and all the rest,
friend who's dressed in leather