My uncle Sammy he's meek and mild 
He took a sausage from my child 
When the child began to cry 
Sammy kicked him in the eye 
Sixteen troubles and on my own 
It really starts when I take him home 
No meat, no man 
No meat, no man 

No man's got a heavenly treat 
Like the smooth hot meaning of a piece of meat 
No meat, no man 
No meat, no man 

Sixteen rabbits on my neck 
Uncle Sammy you can bet 
No meat, no man 
No meat, no man 

Now you slip and slide 
Watch my perfect stride 

 [bad word] of the best 
[Lyrics from: https://lyrics.az/kmfdm/dont-blow-your-top/no-meat-no-man.html]
seven ton [bad word] 
I'm eight miles high 
ticket to ride 
No meat, no man 
No meat, no man 

I took my girlfriend out tonight 
But we got [bad word] and had a fight 
No meat, no man 
No meat, no man 

I got sixteen rabbits for president 
I bet my geld on their success 
But they don't rent 
No meat, no man 
No meat, no man 

new political strategy 
Oh that's nice 
Confusions rise 
No meat, no man 
No meat, no man 
And that's all