I love coffee, I love tea

I love the java jive and it loves me

Coffee and tea and the java and me

cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, boy

I love java, sweet and hot

Whoops, Mr. Moto, I'm a coffee pot

Shoot me the pot and I'll pour me a shot

cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

Oh, slip me a slug from the wonderful mug

I'll cut [bad word] till I'm snug in a jug

slice of onion and a raw one, draw one

Waiter, waiter, percolator

I love coffee, I love tea

I love the java jive and it loves me

Coffee and tea and the java and me

cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

Ooh, Boston beans, soy beans

Green beans, cabbage and greens

I'm not keen of buying a bean

Unless it is a cheery, cheery bean boy

I love coffee, I love tea

I love the java jive and it loves me

Coffee and tea and the java and me

cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, yeah

I love java, sweet and hot

Whoops, Mr. Moto, I'm a coffee pot

Shoot me the pot and I'll pour me a shot

cup, a cup, a cup, yeah

Oh, trow me that slug from the wonderful mug

And I'll cut [bad word] till I'm snug in a jug

Drop a nickel in my pot, Joe, a take 'em slow

Waiter, waiter, percolator

I love coffee, I love tea

I love the java jive and it loves me

Coffee and tea and the java and me, yeah

cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, bong