(Hoagy Carmichael / Harold Adamson)
Performed by [bad word] & Marilyn Monroe

JANE:
When love goes wrong
Nothin' goes right
This one thing I know
When love goes wrong
man takes flight
And women get uppity-oh

MARILYN:
The sun don't beam
The moon don't shine
The tide don't ebb and flow
JANE:
clock won't strike
match won't light
BOTH:When love goes wrong
Nothing goes right

JANE:
The blues all gather round you (Crazee, Mademoiselle)
MARILYN:
And day is dark as night
man ain't fit to live with (Dites-moi)
JANE: 
And a woman's sorry sight (C'est la guerre)

(When love goes wrong)
(Nothing goes right)
(When love goes wrong)
(Nothing goes right)
(JANE - Spoken: Do it, Honey, do it!)
(When love goes wrong
(Nothing goes right)
(When love goes wrong)
(Nothing goes, nothing goes right)

JANE:
When love hoes wrong
Nothin' goes right
MARILYN:
Bees don't buzz, fish don't bite
BOTH:
Clock won't strike
match won't light
When love goes wrong
Nothin' goes right
(C'est vrai, c'est vrai, touché, touché)

JANE:
woman's a fright, a terrible sight
MARILYN:
man goes out, gets high as a kite
BOTH:
Love is something you just can't fight
(JANE - Spoken: You can't fight it, honey, you can't fight it)
When love goes wrong, nothin'
(JANE - Spoken: No bows, honey, just eight bars and off)
Nothing goes right
(Crazee,  Crazee , oui, oui)

lt's like we said
You're better off dead
When love has lost its glow
So take this down in black and white
When love goes wrong, nothin' goes right
(When love goes wrong nothing goes right)
(Nothing goes right)