[Intro: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]
Back in that [bad word] .. (yeah)
Your mom says hi, jinx!

[Bridge: Andy & JT]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah
Y-y-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
JAM!

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg & (Justin Timberlake)]
Summertime in the city
And everybody's having 
You know, I just got a page from a girl
That I met last week at the Payless (ShoeSource)
I also have a cutie to call
Who loves the way I knock on her boots
Well, it's time to mack, let's handle that
In 2 to 6 hours, we'll meet back here and regroup
So let's shoop!
Roll up to the crib with some Bartles and James
Hop off the bus with the Alizé
Now hold up, playa
What you diggity-doin here?
I should diggity-ask you the same!
(Then she says,)

[Bridge: Lady Gaga]
Hey, boys, I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool(Say wer?)
I know most guys won't freak together

[Bridge: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]
But she forgot about the [bad word] 
Ah-hah-hah

[Hook: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]
It's okay when it's in a 3-way
It's not [bad word] when it's in a 3-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way

[Verse 2: All]
Normally, I don't get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception
(Great!)
See, you're my best friend
Through thick and thin
Now it's time to make a triple connection
(Lights off)

[Verse 3: All]
Here in the dark (Here in the dark)
It's hard to tell (So hard to tell)
Where her body ends (La la)
And my homie's begins...(Hoo-Wee!)
 [bad word] dates back...(The [bad word] 
To ancient Greece...(Talkin' bout Caesar)
We're 2 Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
The new [bad word] #33;

[Interlude: Lady Gaga]
You guys are still here

[Hook: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]
It's okay when it's in a 3-way
It's not [bad word] when it's in a 3-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way

[Verse 4: Andy Samberg]
Fellas, get ready
To impress a chick
Helicopter [bad word]  go!
Helicopter [bad word] (Uh!)
Helicopter [bad word] (Alright!)
To impress a chick
Do the helicopter [bad word] #33;
(Wow!)

[Outro: All]
And all of that was okay, cause it was in a 3-way
It's quite clear when you see the instant replay
"Baby, two is enough," that's what they'll say
But we'll say " [bad word] no!", 1-2-3 way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (The [bad word]