Go on and think that this is love
But I'm just doing what I must
To fix "lonely emergencies"
You can't expect romance from lust

Attachment, love and all that stuff
You see, it's only one big bluff
Don't let that steal from my appeal
Appeal, appeal, appeal, appeal!

We all seem to think this is fun
I guess it's in our nature, huh?
It's like we're one big "orgasmy-nation"
Overflowing, over, over
Immoral acts and terms of service, lying with a fake "Love ya"
Sticky situations, a multi-person love "Valigarmanda**!"

It's all swollen up now, it's starting to get messy
Go faster, make me climax already
Tease me and I'll tease you with words of "I love you"
Make you think it's just between you and m-m-me

Could you hate someone who's so dreamy? There's no way
What's that? It came unexpectedly, you say?
Make me go mad, drive me far over the edge tonight
You've made it grow so much, it's really gigantic, right?
Don't you turn away from it, o-o-okay?

With three, two, one, we wake up and we fall in love, or at least make love
Grab me, touch me, but keep this quiet, ahh, I knew it wouldn't take much
I'm firm and upright, all for you or so I say, a hot fantasy
I know it's [bad word]  my great asset is what you'd really like to see

I'll let you see my paradise, a taste of heaven just for you
I'm throbbing, aching in your hands, but watch it, be gentle, okay?
It's almost screaming, "I want you"
It's growing bolder, still too shy though
But once it's brought up to "easy mode"
We'll go on to "serious mode"

With just one touch, every rich, dirty " [bad word] quot;
Will melt into my arms with an "I need you"
Don't lick it like that, almost there, I'm getting close
And this round of our exciting "love game" will [bad word] to a close

Picking up the pace now, we race to the finish line
I'll show you I'm the best you've done it with
 [bad word] you with my touch and skills and make you mine
I'll aim and fire and I'll shoot you with a "plus-minus-plus"

There's no turning back because this time you've gone too far with me
What's that? You say it's happened too early?
I'll make you feel alive, fill you with my "love potion"
There is no holding back or slowing down with my gigantic—hey
Now don't you go getting too distracted, okay?

(Speaking part)
My "ochin" is gigantic, we call it "O.T.N" for short, you see
By the way, "O.T.N" is an abbreviation of "ochinchin," if you even know what I mean
It's handled [bad word] of things like X and Y, X and X, or Y and Y
There are handy portable synthetic O.T.N that are for use by both girls and boys
If you want privacy, I'd suggest keeping your O.T.N under lock and key
Now don't get the wrong idea here, I can tell what your mind is thinking
Of course I'm not talking about anything ual, that's something that's totally separate
So whatever I've said above [bad word] age appropriate

It's all swollen up now, it's starting to get messy
Go faster, make me climax already
Tease me and I'll tease you with words of "I love you"
Make you think it's just between you and m-m-me

Could you hate someone who's so dreamy? There's no way
What's that? It came unexpectedly, you say?
Make me go mad, drive me far over the edge tonight
You've made it grow so much, it's really gigantic, right?
Let's pinky swear with my fingers crossed secretly
Lie to or with me, and I'll go trigger-happy