1,2,1,2,3,4
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!

(We-we) we came, we saw, we kicked it's [bad word] 
I was testing you — and you passed,
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces,
Be required to [bad word] on a regular basis,
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse,
Channel 13 — Eyewitness news!
Robocop, who is he?
Dead or alive [bad word] with me.

In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.

I'm telling the [bad word] Doc, you gotta believe me,
Why does everything I whip leave me?
My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy,
Fava beans and a nice Chianti,
You can count on Slippery Pete,
Suicide will be nice and neat!
I didn't build the Panama canal,
Open the pod bay doors please, HAL, 

These aren't the droids you're looking for,
These aren't the droids we're looking for,
I am not a number I am a free man!
Rosebud.
To The Idiotmobile!
Right away Michael,
I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.

We came, we saw, we kicked it's [bad word] 
You don't understand I coulda had class,
Round and tasty on a bun,
Ooh Zippy look what you've done!
Finally! Cast off those lines!
No, I've been nervous lots of times, [bad word]  What's the matter honey?
Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!

We came, saw, we kicked it's [bad word] 
Writing checks your body can't cash,
I was elected to lead, not read,
I feel the need — the need for speed,
Watch out for snakes, a good man's loafer,
HQ — my hat looks like a muffin — over, 
My god it's full of stars,
There was no driver in the car…

In the car (repeat)

Well you see I'm in hot pursuit!

There are only two things I love in this world — everybody and television!
#The Simpsons [bad word] With Us!
Ugh — you must be shrooming,
Wait for me Moomin!
Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy,
I want to go to there.

We came, we saw, we kicked it's [bad word] 
An oil tycoon — like a… moustache,
Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed, 
I don't give a [bad word]  close enough,
Where's me washboard? I'll get me coat, 
Y-y-y-you're gonna need a bigger boat, 
What'd she say? I think she bought it,
Suck it monkeys! I'm goin' corporate! 
C'mon let's take a drive! drive?
Number 5 is alive! 
It's only a laugh, no harm done,
Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum, 
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller, 
It's 2 degrees cooler,
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, 
Six words in the whole song. 

We-we-we accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
You are number 6 5 4 3 2
I am not a number, I am a free man

We came, we saw, we kicked it's [bad word] 
Give me my 20,000 in cash,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's [bad word] 
I think you woke up the dead with that blast
We came, we saw, we kicked it's [bad word] 
I think fast, I talk fast,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's [bad word] 
Lois, this is not my Batman glass,