Botox babes 
and private raves where 
only if you're someone do you get photo'ed in OK 
take a look here at Jade's a brand new [bad word] 
35 pound Jack and Kim did lose 
look 10 years younger just like Kim Cattrell 
a very strict diet of lettuce and canderel 
have Brad and Jen finally split? 
get a beach body girl, just like a brit's 

this is how we 
this is how we live 

this is how we 
this is how we live 

your peek into the life of stars this week 
oohl look her skirts too short 
you can see her bum cheeks 
it seems again geris piled on the pounds 
she what she was wearing to viva la glam 

that Rebecca Loos she's full of [bad word] 
and is it [bad word] Desperate Housewives they all fight 
cos life couldn't be about anything else 
and happiness is found on the front cover of Elle 

this is how we 
this is how we live 

this is how we 
this is how we 

reality tv 
I'm a celebrity worship me 

reality tv 
eternal life your guaranteed 

strive to succeed 
be like one of these 
like ancient greek gods 
or that bloke Achilles 
pop idol & big brother are shortcuts to the top 
cosmetic surgery and brown-nosing will help you a lot 
back-stabbers and liars you [bad word] across 
but in the end only hard work willl make you a someone 
in the meantime, indulge in this celebrityism 
worship and adore the titles they've been given 

if you're lucky, one day you know you might bump into one 
luckier still, honour you a picture with one 

reality tv 
I'm a celebrity worship me 

reality tv 
eternal life your guarenteed