Cause all the cars are slowing up 
And now the lights are going red 
And all these stupid little thoughts start swimming through my head 
The girl in front's doing her lippy in the mirror there 
wide boy [bad word] up and he stops just to have a stare 
Meanwhile the girl behind him's had enough and starts to beep 
Sticks her finger out the window and starts shouting things 
On the other side of the road two cars have had a prang 
And in the middle of all this I'm just trying to stay calm 

Cos who'd have thought you could have so much fun 
Staring at two red lights 
Wishing that you had a gun 
Oh it wasn't supposed to turn out like this 
I only popped out for a banana milkshake 
And a supersized pack of chips 
It wasn't supposed to turn out like this 

Cos now my back's really starting to ache 
Yeah my eyes are getting heavy and I can't stay awake 
The DJ on the radio's really starting to vex me 
And if nobhead gets any closer then he's gonna scratch me 
Cos I can feel the pressure rising, like that film, falling down 
The light's are green brainchild, what you waiting for 
 [bad word] around in your X5 Jeep with your 14" rims 
And your cream leather seats 
With your starbucks in one hand and your 6310 in the other 
Whats your problem you stupid mother 

Cause who'd have thought you could have so much fun 
Staring at two red lights 
Wishing that you had a gun 
Oh, it wasn't supposed to turn out like this 
I only popped out for a banana milkshake 
And a supersized pack of chips 
It wasn't supposed to turn out like this 

Cause now my blood pressures up and my eyes have gone red 
I've got rage on the brain, I need to get myself set 
There's a copper on the corner I think he's seen me on the phone 
What's that 3 points, 60 quid 
I should have stayed at home 

Who'd have thought you could have so much fun 
staring at two red lights 
Wishing that you had a gun 
Oh, it wasn't supposed to turn out like this 
I only popped out for a banana milkshake 
and a supersized pack of chips 
It wasn't supposed to turn out quite like this