One thing was leading to the next
I bit off more than I could chew
I had the power to sign the cheques
It wasn't difficult to do
I couldn't stay and face the music 
So many reasons why
I won't be sending postcards 
From Paraguay

I robbed a bank full of dinero
great big mountain of dough
So it was [bad word] 
And cheerio
I couldn't stay and face the music 
So many reasons why
I won't be sending postcards 
From Paraguay

I never meant to be a cheater
But there was blood on the wall
I had to steal from peter
To pay what I owed to paul
I couldn't stay and face the music 
So many reasons why
I won't be sending postcards 
From Paraguay