I don't mind a little cold weather, snow or ice 
But when it [bad word] too intense, it isn't very nice 
At first the snow is beautiful. It's fluffy, white and rich 
But when you have somewhere to go, it's such a [bad word] [bad word] 

All I want to do is trot on over to the store 
but now there's all this snow and ice that wasn't there before 
I cannot go 10 feet without falling on my [bad word] 
I must be honest, and I'm sorry if this is kind of crass 

Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
The snow is too [bad word] thick 
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
No one enjoys being sick 
Winter can suck my [bad word] 

I'm really not sure why I must make the weather suck 
Something to do with harmony, honestly I don't give a [bad word]  
Flying is better than walking on the ground 
But when I fly I am repeatedly snowbound 

Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
30 degrees below zero 
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
The sidewalk's always narrow 
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
Outside, keep your mouth closed 
'Cause winter [bad word] blows 

Now I have to wear like 7 layers of clothing 
These coats are collapsing my lungs, and yet I'm still singing 
I can barely see anything with all the wind and snow 
I'm almost killed by falling icicles mother nature is a homocidle hoe! 

Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
I don't know why others like it 
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
Holidays are one benefit 
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
But once they're over it 
 [bad word] a load of [bad word] 

And sure fillies and colts might get at least one snow day 
But then they have to make up all their homework anyway 
And snowball fights are kind of fun unless you are a nerd 
This song should apply to you even if you haven't joined the herd 

Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
The roof tops are caving in 
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
Weather like this should be a sin 
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
Can't wait for spring to begin 
frost bite [bad word] up my skin 

The other seasons have problems, Summer's hot as balls 
But at least I can walk around and not constantly fall 
Speaking of which, autumn is fine despite the leaves dying 
And spring has rain but makes up for it with rainbows, flowers 
and other [bad word] stuff 

Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
Can the traffic please move faster 
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
Californians are lucky [bad word] 
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up 
How long will this [bad word] last? 
I hope this [bad word] melts fast 
 [bad word] winter in the [bad word]