Hey, hey, I'm out here bailin' hay.
And all my friends are [bad word]  'round town.
Checkin' out the pretty girls
Hey! And what do they say
They say hey, hey,
Park that [bad word] out and play,
Kick that tire, wipe my perspire
Cause my whole life is hay.

Growin' like weeds, stick out your teeth
Playin' underneath the baby Jesus
Blowin' out the [bad word]  headin' down the highway
Lookin' pretty soft up in the [bad word] on baby kick your cowgirls off
I'm pickin' you up after I draw my pay
And we'll be rollin' in the hay

Hey, hey, Ford, Dodge, Chevrolet
Different strokes for different folks
little fella walks up in a pink beret
He says "Hey" - Hey, [bad word] that's OK
Turn the guitars up and raise them cups [bad word] my whole life is hay.

Growin' like weeds, stick out your teeth
Playin' underneath the baby Jesus
Blowin' out the [bad word]  headin' down the highway
Lookin' pretty soft up in the [bad word] on baby kick your cowgirls off
I'm pickin' you up after I draw my pay
And we'll be rollin' in the hay

Put it on a flatbed and go for a ride
Under the moonlight, you by my side
Give it to the cow, make it go moo
Koo-koo-kachoo, kick it off your shoe
Break a camel's back, jack
Then you put it in a stack yeah.

Growin' like weeds, stick out your teeth
Playin' underneath the baby Jesus
Blowin' out the [bad word]  headin' down the highway
Lookin' pretty soft up in the [bad word] on baby kick your cowgirls off
I'm pickin' you up after I draw my pay
And we'll be rollin' in the hay

My whole life is hay
Rollin' in the hay
Hey! [bad word] here, hey, hey
Hey!