President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, johnny ride

Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared [bad word]  [bad word] 

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck, suck, jackie suck

President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, johnny ride

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck, suck, jackie suck

Arise jackie o, jonathon of kennedy
Well, arise and be shot down
The dirt's gonna be your dessert
My [bad word] be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck or [bad word] 
Or be poor and devoid
And [bad word] me, [bad word] me
Then slurp it from your palm
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun