How lucky can one guy be? 
I kissed her and she kissed me 
Like the fella once said, 
"Ain't that a kick in the head?" 
The room [bad word] black, 
I hugged her and she hugged back 
Like the sailor said, quote, 
"Ain't that a hole in the boat?" 

My head keeps spinnin', 
I go to sleep and keep grinnin' 
If this is just the beginnin', 
My life is gonna be bee-yoo-tee-ful 
I've sunshine enough to spread, 
It's just like the fella said 
Tell me quick, 
Ain't love a kick in the head? 

[repeat first line [bad word]  
Like the fella once said, 
"Ain't that a kick in the head?" 
[repeat third line [bad word]  
Like the sailor said, quote, 
"Ain't that a hole in the boat?" 

My head keeps spinnin', 
I go to sleep and keep grinnin' 
If this is just the beginnin', 
My life is gonna be bee-yoo-tee-ful 
She's tellin' me we'll be wed, 
She's picked out a king-size bed 

I couldn't feel any better or I'd be sick 
Tell me quick, oh, ain't love a kick? 
Tell me quick, ain't love a kick in the head?