First I [bad word] my sister
Then I [bad word] my mom
Then I [bad word] my cousin
Then I [bad word] my son
Then I go to church
Then I [bad word] my mom
And then I say grace
Then I [bad word] my mom

I am from the south
And I'm really [bad word] stupid
I can't read
I can't write
I got a cleft lip and a lazy eye
I'm an Aryan race, eyes blue as the sky
If you think about it, Hitler did nothing wrong
He was really just trying to keep the race nice and strong
Cause white is right and white is good
Keep those [bad word] back in the hood
I believe in my savior Lord Jesus Christ
Everybody seems equal in Our savior's eyes
Except for [bad word] and except for [bad word] 
If you don't get off my lawn, I'mma pull that trigger

Please don't touch me my dad is a lawyer
And I'll have you know I will not settle in court
I've got a nice job at my father's firm
If I cry hard enough the police will let me go
Anytime
Anytime
I'm a white teenage boy in his prime
If I rape a girl it won't be a crime
Because my father has my back
And Lord Jesus Christ

First I [bad word] my sister
Then I [bad word] my mom
Then I [bad word] my cousin
Then I [bad word] my son
Then I go to church
Then I [bad word] my mom
And then I say grace
Then I [bad word] my mom